i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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