I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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