it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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