The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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