I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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