You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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