Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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