watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
