How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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