She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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