I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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