Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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