were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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