it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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