we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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