He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize