White coat. Heels.
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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