She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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