She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
