Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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