YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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