You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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