They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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