If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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