I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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