The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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