Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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