i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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