the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
