I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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