last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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