i think my tv is drunk
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
