He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
it glows. i had to have it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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