I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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