Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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