Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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