lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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