You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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