I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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