Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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