Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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