actually, I'm a sock model
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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