I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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