i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Can I color on your dick again?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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