yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You pole danced in your parka.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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