So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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