Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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