I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He has the fingertips of a God
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