It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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