you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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