I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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