I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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